Is Stealing From Walmart Worth It?

Seven to 22 years in prison for armed robbery and unlawful imprisonment charges?

A Muskegon woman pleaded guilty in April for the November 2009 assault of a Walmart security guard. Police say that when a Walmart security guard confronted Marilyn Cole about stealing items from the Roosevelt Park store, she head-butted him, knocked him into a car and sat on him. Police said Cole urinated on the guard while another woman drove from the store.

Stealing and then urinating? Plus, it was only stuff from Walmart. Hope you enjoy your time in prison you jackass!

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