Chitika

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Kagan Has Humor


The confirmation hearings to nominate Elena Kagan are still going on, but ABC made this video of some clips to show the great sense of humor our possible Supreme Court Justice has. It's entertaining!

Wimbledon Is Crazy

First it was the 3-day, 11-hour match....then Kim Clijsters lost....then Venus Williams lost....now, Roger Federer is out!

At least we still have Serena Williams and Rafael Nadal, but he did just lose the first set in his match. Lots of upsets!

Monday, June 28, 2010

Bye Bye Office


Steve Carell has confirmed that he will be leaving 'The Office' next May when his contract is set to expire.

Sad day....can the show survive without him???

Full story here.

Lobbying To End Ban on Gay Men Donating Blood

As of now, a man that has had sex with another man since 1977 is banned for life the right to help out his country and donate blood. As of now, a man that has used IV drugs or has had sex with a HIV-positive woman or multiple sex partners can help his country and donate blood. Does this seem right or fair?

However crazy this may seem, an advisory committee to the Department of Health and Human Services voted 9 to 6 earlier this month to retain a ban that has been in place more than 20 years.

Just because we are having sex does not mean we have HIV or AIDS....most are safer then the drug-using whore down the street that can go donate her blood (and probably do it for cash). Let's figure it out people!

For the full story, click here.

Kids These Days


Watch your language, 13-year-old girl....dropping the word cunt on the Today show....Meredith was not too happy lol.

Friday, June 25, 2010

Happy Friday


He's just too pretty.....I want to lick him!

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Show Me Your Genitals


Another funny song and video.

The three things women are good for: cooking, cleaning and vaginas....too funny!!! Watch it!

It Had To End


The longest tennis match in Grand Slam history has just ended. It took 11 hours and five minutes over three days of play, but John Isner of the United States has defeated Nicolas Mahut of France 6-4, 3-6, 7-6, 6-7, 70-68 in the first round of Wimbledon! That's right folks, 70-68 in the last game.

This is just insane....like Isner is going to have energy to do anything in the next round....good luck to him!

So Talented


I love a cappella groups....so much talent and so entertaining. Check out the video!

Monday, June 21, 2010

Female Condom With "Teeth" To Prevent Rape

This cracks me up. I have always said that vaginas have teeth, so wouldn't that be good enough? Nope, they developed a female condom with teeth on it to help prevent rapes.

How it works: The woman inserts the latex condom like a tampon. Jagged rows of teeth-like hooks line its inside and attach on a man's penis during penetration. Once it lodges, only a doctor can remove it -- a procedure South African Dr. Sonnet Ehlers hopes will be done with authorities on standby to make an arrest

Ehlers is distributing the female condoms in the various South African cities where the World Cup soccer games are taking place.

This seems a little far-fetched and silly. So, a girl is supposed to put this in when she goes on a blind date or goes into a dangerous territory? And having something clamp down on the rapist's penis....I think they will get a little more pissed and hurt the girl more than they already are....stupid idea!

For full story, click here.

Sunday, June 20, 2010

For The Homophobes Out There


A cute and funny video....good song Lily Allen!!!

Michigan Is No Longer The Worst

In this case, second place is better than first. Nevada's jobless rate hit a record high last month and and is now the highest in the nation, the first time in four years that Michigan doesn't hold that distinction, according to a government report released Friday.

Nevada's unemployment rate jumped to 14% in May from 13.7% in April, while Michigan's rate fell to 13.6% in May from 14% in April.

Way to go Michigan.....not the shittiest for one month!!!

Read it all here.

No Free Cake, So Call The Cops

Dina Lohan was denied a free Carvel ice cream cake in Long Island on Wednesday, and she called the cops to report the store.

Dina, the mother of the crazed, SCRAM-wearing ginger Lindsay, tried to use Lindsay's Carvel "Black" Card, a promotional gift that entitles Lindsay to free ice cream for 75 years, and was denied by the store.

Those damn Lohans....just "treated so much worse than regular people." Maybe if you didn't try to abuse the system because your daughter is so "famous" and you are so tan. Get over yourself and pay for the damn cake with all that money your daughter made from "Herbie Fully Loaded."

For full story, click here.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Cop Gone Too Far???


A Seattle cop punched a 17-year-old girl in the face after an altercation with her and her friends. Yes, the girls were resisting arrest and were not easy to work with, but he just goes back and knocks the shit out of the girl. You can tell in his face he is an angry man and this was so uncalled for. He could have handled it a lot better then he did and he should be reprimanded for this!

For full story, click here.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Premieres Tonight


TV Land's first scripted sitcom, Hot In Cleveland, premieres tonight at 10 p.m.

Not sure how it will be, but it has Betty White in a recurring guest role and the clips I have seen with her in them are amazing, but then again why would they not be? It IS Betty White.

Monday, June 14, 2010

Oh My!


I haven't heard much from him lately, but good to see you Zac!

Friday, June 11, 2010

It Took Me Awhile....


But here it is. I have grown to like Gaga and this is a good video, but why in the hell can't she just shoot a music video and not a short movie???

Father Of The Year?

This is why some people's reproductive parts should be chopped off.

A 54-year-old man accused of fathering seven children with his daughter was arrested this week in Pinheiro, Brazil, police said, according to CNN affiliate Record TV.

To top it off, there are now accusations that he was molesting the children he had with his daughter....real classy.

His defense: "It is a crime. I know that it is a crime," Jose Agostinho Bispo Pereira told Record TV. "But she was committing the crime as well, wasn't she? Then, I had to do it."

Again, chop off his penis and throw the jackass in prison for life!

Read it all here.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Who Are The Guys That Let This Happen?

Thomas Heugel, 56, admitted in April that he performed minor circumcisions on adult men and medical procedures, such as body piercing or removing skin tags, at his home. What???

Heugel was sentenced today to five years probation for passing himself off as a doctor and performing circumcisions inside his Sparta home.

I still find it crazy men would even go to his home to have these procedures done. Also, it seems like a light sentence to me. What do you all think?

For full story, click here.

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Forget Increasing The Bail

Lindsay should be in jail!!!

Believe me, I have been there, done that on this topic and if I did one of the many things she has done while on probation, I would have been thrown in jail in a heartbeat. The bitch needs to be behind bars.

She shouldn't have even been allowed at the VMAs...god knows she hasn't made a movie to be nominated for. Again, the DUI she had was in 2007...time for some real time to be served whore!

For story, read it here.

Monday, June 7, 2010

The Power Of The Internet

First, the power of the Internet got Betty White to host SNL and now it has changed the way Subway places the cheese on it's sandwiches???

According to a memo on official company letterhead, the "sandwich artists" will adhere to a more enlightened and aesthetically pleasing cheese policy come July 1 (it will change from placing the triangular slices of cheese on its sandwiches corner to corner to placing them tessellated for maximum coverage).

For full story, click here.

Tom and J Lo


This is actually a pretty good video and Tom Cruise has some moves, but most gay men can dance....I mean.....

Thursday, June 3, 2010

R.I.P.


Rue McClanahan, a true Golden Girl, passed away this morning at the age of 76 after a massive stroke. She joins her other girls, Beatrice Arthur and Estelle Getty, for some more cheesecake up in the big sky! Such a sad day.

I did say that the deaths come in threes, but you don't mess with my Golden Girls!!!

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Al & Tipper Split

After 40 years of marriage, you just determine you don't want to be together. Al and Tipper Gore announced in an e-mail to friends that they are mutually separating. This one I do not understand....there will be more to this story for sure!

For full story, click here.

Good For You McDonald's


Watch this video....so cute, yet again! And why is some touching, gay moment and this big homo cries??? I am pathetic!